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  • 11.5
    2024

    The Lizard

    I always wonder what goes through the heads of animals… they do the strangest things. I have three that live in my house and they’re all varying degrees of stupid and hilarious, that’s why we keep them you know? But we also have a ton of wild ones all over the place. The Mojave desert…

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  • 09.22
    2024

    Telephone

    Idky but I always feel a little bit guilty when I hang up the the NPC who calls my phone in GTA… not all of them! I’m not insane. Like when it used to be LJT, ohmygodbroshuthefuckup. But I fucking really do feel like a rude asshole, especially when it’s Franklin. Because we love him…

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  • 07.30
    2024

    Cybertruck

    I live somewhere where I actually would have expected to see at least one of these a little sooner. Though, if I’m being honest, I don’t go out as often as all that. But still! I haven’t given them a lot of thought, bc they are so not my thing. But I knew what they…

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  • 07.28
    2024

    Bingo

    Heeeeeeellllooooo my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things! Can I have a banana?! Eek eek!

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  • 07.12
    2024

    Syrup

    Just cuz you put syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes. If you know what this is from, you have excellent taste in television. This line is some serious salt of the earth wisdom shit.

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  • 07.11
    2024

    Crosswalk

    Somewhere in LA… there is a crosswalk of doom. I took this picture somewhere in Los Santos while we were there for a vacay. I wanna say it was in Santa Monica. It’s a stupid picture, but I just had to take it! I mean come on, what the fuck is that arrow trying to…

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  • 07.11
    2024

    Hello world!

    Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!

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Back in the day: Y2K

I won’t ever divulge any specific information about myself, but I’ll date myself a little by confessing that my first website was on gUrl pages. Is there anyone left on this earth that had a gUrlpage? They had an ad in the back of Delia*s and Alloy catalogs. Remember those?!

Yeah I googled it and it’s available by way back machine! OMG.

gUrlpages

just browsing…

Complete lunacy: all posts

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auto blurb nonsense quote rant stuff stupid video games waffle

Don’t Panic

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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Content warning: This site contains the raving lunacy of a bored senseless idiot. All things mentioned herein should not be taken seriously. Ever. Or else they should be taken very seriously indeed. Read this crap at your own risk.

Allergen information: Dairy and soy free. 100% does contain nuts. Sorry about that.

Technical Mumbo Jumbo: Like image credits and fonts and design and blah blah blah. CLiCK HERE!

SCIENCE: Please get in touch (@) if you wanna pay to do tests on me.

ooo… a logo!

© 2024 -> ∞

and beyond…
oh that’s sneaky!

this is the end of the page as we know it! ._.