I took this picture somewhere in Los Santos while we were there for a vacay. I wanna say it was in Santa Monica. It’s a stupid picture, but I just had to take it! I mean come on, what the fuck is that arrow trying to say? Now, it’s just the edges of the crosswalks, but you can see well enough that they go off to the left and the right. As I think we can all agree is pretty standard for such things in most cities and towns.

But that arrow! It seems to say, “Go on! Skeez across the road on the diagonal in such a dangerous fashion as you may be hit by car(s).” That’s not responsible.

I could also be remembering this wrong. It was like 5 years ago now and I don’t even remember what I did five minutes ago. Yes, I used a numeral and then spelled it out. No I’m not changing it. I am what I am.

Anyway, it’s a dumb picture, and I like it anyway. Kthxbye!

P.S.

Please, do not feel free to correct me if I’m wrong. You know like: “Ackshully, I live in Santa Monica and there’s a perfectly good reason for crosswalks that look like this.” I don’t wanna know that. You’ll just ruin the fun of my stupidity. Don’t be that guy…