Those gummy candy crabby patties. Also, most other gummy candies. Gummy coke bottles. I haven’t had one of those in absolutely ages. I would commit an actual murder for some of those I think. Lock your doors, hide yo’ wives, cuz I’m killin’ bitches out here just for some candy.
It’s illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland. That should be true everywhere, btw. Guinea pigs are sweet social babies and they MUST have a roomate.
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