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The Lizard

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I always wonder what goes through the heads of animals… they do the strangest things….

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Telephone

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Idky but I always feel a little bit guilty when I hang up the the…

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Cybertruck

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I live somewhere where I actually would have expected to see at least one of…

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Bingo

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Heeeeeeellllooooo my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things! Can I have a…

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Syrup

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Just cuz you put syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes.If you know what this…

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Crosswalk

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Somewhere in LA… there is a crosswalk of doom. I took this picture somewhere in…

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You know what’s amazing?

Those gummy candy crabby patties. Also, most other gummy candies. Gummy coke bottles. I haven’t had one of those in absolutely ages. I would commit an actual murder for some of those I think. Lock your doors, hide yo’ wives, cuz I’m killin’ bitches out here just for some candy.

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Fun Fact!

It’s illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland.
That should be true everywhere, btw. Guinea pigs are sweet social babies and they MUST have a roomate.

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Content warning: This site contains the raving lunacy of a bored senseless idiot. All things mentioned herein should not be taken seriously. Ever. Or else they should be taken very seriously indeed. Read this crap at your own risk.

Allergen information: Dairy and soy free. 100% does contain nuts. Sorry about that.

Technical Mumbo Jumbo: Like image credits and fonts and design and blah blah blah. CLiCK HERE!

SCIENCE: Please get in touch (@) if you wanna pay to do tests on me.

ooo… a logo!

© 2024 -> ∞

and beyond…
oh that’s sneaky!

You’re still here? It’s over! Go home. j/k ._.